Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Hot! Isn T That Theo Epstein

Tour groups roamed for a gorgeous fall afternoon throughout Chicago, oblivious that will time could possibly be within this ballpark.

Was he, or perhaps wasn't he?

There was not any established evidence the final director had slipped in to city for your surreptitious career job interview Saturday. Red Sox ownership features yet that will recognize a new report the actual have questioned agreement in order to talk with Epstein. Cubs Chairman hasn't commented for the employment search, apart from to say he's performing one.

No one appeared to be speaking yet again apart from one Lakeview homeowner in a green T-shirt who believes he / she spoken to help Epstein on Saturday morning in the around Lincoln Park.

So was the item your serious Epstein, or perhaps a good facsimile?

"It was Theo almost all right," explained Noah Pinzur, a long term Cubs fan. "I'm 99.9 percent sure."

The last occasion anyone seemed to be 99.9 percent convinced of anything, Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano supplied some sort of "99.9 percent guarantee" around originate training regarding 2010 and beyond that he couldn't enter any difficulties through the season. The .1 p'cent won out. Zambrano had been suspended in June and despatched to anger management counseling.

But Pinzur, who accepted he seemed to be wishing fervently this Cubs would likely hire Epstein even ahead of this individual allegedly spotted him, insists they was not hallucinating.

Pinzur claimed he or she ended up being perched at the screen on the Starbucks on Racine and also Wrightwood avenues, browsing the web on his / her laptop, each time a Honda SUV ripped in two up along with left available prominent when using the serp running. The new driver stayed at inside car, even though Epstein, or perhaps his / her doppelganger, went with putting on a ''Diablos" baseball cap and also stood inside a simple line.

Pinzur couldn't believe his / her eyes. He had just simply concluded reading through a report to the Cubs' stealth goal with Epstein, and also now there he was in existing color.

"Excuse me," he or she said. "Are people Theo Epstein ?"

"No," sent a reply Epstein, or the Epstein lookalike. "I acquire this a lot."

After your short pause, the true or even fake Epstein added: "Who is definitely Theo Epstein ?"

Pinzur replied: "He's the chap which could become typical manager of this Cubs, or perhaps at the very least most of us hope."

Pinzur went back to help his safety while Epstein, or his clone, attended up to order. He got an iced drink regarding his womans accomplice plus a banana for himself before leaving while in the SUV along with heading north on Racine.

"Once he / she had to ask me who 'Theo Epstein' was, I knew it was before him," Pinzur said. "It appeared to be clearly your pet being influenced from the focus of Wrigley Field."

Pinzur googled "Theo Epstein" along with "Theo Epstein's wife." He has been confident of which your companion exactly who directed the particular iced ingest had been in truth Theo Epstein's wife. Putting not one but two as well as a couple of together, he / she concluded which Epstein appeared to be advancing to be able to Wrigley for his long-awaited occupation interview.

There was no warning of Epstein outside Wrigley, and not any other eyewitnesses may very well be found. A police car or truck seemed to be parked outdoors this left arena gate at the players' entrance regarding Wrigley, women and men checkpoint seemed to be shut. Sneaking Epstein towards Wrigley on a Saturday morning couldn't have also been difficult, or they might have been ingested towards Sheffield Avenue apartment exactly where Todd Ricketts stayed through his wedding guest look about "Undercover Boss."

Anything is actually available to questions with no info available.

Pinzur, however, had been particular he / she appeared to be an eyewitness on the start out of a new era.

"I simply desire they do not require Starlin (Castro) as compensation," your dog said.

psullivan@tribune.com

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